One day my husband and I were doing the kissy-face thing as newlyweds are apt to do.
Him: I love you.
Me: I love you, too. So much.
Him: No, I mean… I love you like a CRAZY amount.
Me: [confused] Wait, what?
Him: What? I said I love you a crazy amount.
Me: Ohhhh! I thought you said, “I love you like a crazy antelope!”